jusblaz:

H̬͍̩̙͉̠͇̬̞̓̓́̄͊͋̎A͖̻̹̤̘̲̰ͨ̋͟͝V̶̺͕̯̯̩̱̄ͪ̏Ē̡̼͉̣̦̞̤̜̙ͣͦ̌ ̫̫̭̘̪̉͐̓̿̅͜͢Y̸͎̬̩͔͎͚̝̠͗̇͒̀͠O̰̮ͮͥͮ̈́Ừ̸̴̪̞̦͔͈͙̗ͮͭ͒̔̽̎͐͂ ̭͓̝̉͗͝F̹̫ͤ̒̔ͭ̅̾͆I̧͎̖̦̥̣ͬ͛ͣ̽̐͐ͯ̚͢͢ͅṆ̢̪̜̩̗̌͆ͦ͊ͥ̍̐ͪ͡Ị̪͎͖͙̮̈̎ͭ̀ͣͧ̈́ͫSͨ͗ͨ͂͌̆ͨ͏̝̠̟̺H͌͐̈́̊҉̻̭̼͇̪̯͉E̲̤͍̪̪̽͑̒̍ͨ̓D̸̞̪̩̩̝̖̦̥̿ͤ̉̃͑ ̨̡̼̖͕͚̾͋̈͗̌ͩ̽T̸͙̳͚̜̜͆͊͌̌ͧͬ͟H͓͔̖ͨ̂̔̌̈́̎̚͠O̶̫̞͗̓̄̉S̢̮͔̳̝̙̳̲͓̍ͨ̇͌͛̓̃́Ě̥̾̐̔̔ͯ̿ͯ́͟͝ ̸̳̜̞̮̜̰̫̔͗ͬ͜E̞̻͖ͧ͆̐̀͠R̶̬̝̭͊̃ͩ͊̈́͊̊ͫ̊̕Ṟ̛̤̤̟̜̝͔͈̃͌ͣÄ̧͕͇͍̒̚N̷̢͇̮̰̗̉͛͑̓͒͠D̴̨̝̝͇̳̀̃ͮͬ̊̌͞S͈̯̬͎̰̞̠̋̍̐ͣͭ͋̒̒ͧ͢ͅ?̠͇͈̫̼͕͇̗̳̅̃͗ͤͤ̕

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

dickpunch69:

NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION

apostcardorapurpose:

smokingkitten:

current mood: sandstorm played on a tiny trumpet

holy heck

tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

flyawaymax:

learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.