i never understand why non-white characters can’t just be described as fucking brown
they gotta be caramel, mocha, dark chocolatey, cocoa, whatever nonsense
can we start describing white characters with food terms too? “her milk-white arms.” “his light mayonaisse face.” “her hair was the color of dijon mustard.” yeah. sounds about right.
everyone thinks professor sycamore is some french sex god but in reality he’s that guy who tries to lean back on walls but misses the wall and ends up falling
WHAT. JUST. WHAT!?!?! : DDDDDDD
I would follow that man everywhere through those woods.
pokeddexy day 5: favorite fairy type
i bet no one saw this coming!!
Next Week on Pokemon XY!
oh man I wanted to post this yesterday haha glad someone else did it :D
Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.
Hands down one of the greatest posts I have ever reblogged on here
that scream sounds like the tube that vacuums your spit at the dentist
somehow i never actually expected to see this dumb shit anywhere but online but its really real i touched it i touched the tangible insecurities of men and i felt so powerful